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whorphan wink, whorphan blink, whorphan put it in him pink

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him who stumble but not fall have no flunking skill at all

':.)_^_(.:'

he kick him tire, light him fire – a whorphan through and through

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after much sawings and many slips whorphan slowly get him grips

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lacking poise, or grace, whorphan stuff him chubby face

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whorphan wake from peaceful slumber with him guts all torn asunder

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whorphan strain, whorphan smile, whorphan cough up too much bile

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whorphan sit to avoid splatter, but in woods this does not matter

(+>-:|:-<+)

whorphan rise, whorphan flourish, whorphan's cries not boorish

/_:)'+'(:_\

whorphan pinch anus, keeping gases well contained

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whorphan toss and slumber, speculate and blunder

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whorphan suffer large setback from small interruption

_^.^=^.^_

him wood he split, him wound he pamper, him barn-cat he make dash, and scamper

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him rain he fall, him treetop too, and whorphan know just what to do

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him wood he chop, him floor he mop, him whorphan he but never stop

_/:^=^:\_

whorphan skimp, whorphan squeeze, whorphan stay up off him knees

=*\'<:>'/*=

whorphan seek whorphanette

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whorphan love such homosexual Americans as live in freedom-destroying North Carolina

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whorphan craft him man-sized garlic press

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him make with awl a hole, then thread him hole with wires

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whorphan fix him pre-Great-War, cast-iron push-mower

whorphan mow, caked with morning's dew

\:.(_*_).:/

him falling tree throw whorphan to ground

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whorphan first scale him tree; then, lop off top; finally, cut him tree down

=:<|*|>:=

last night, at dusk, whorphan biochar him bamboo