Ꙛ¯⊡⧓⑅:]Φ⟝⟰🜶⟰⟞Φ[:⑅⧓⊡¯Ꙛ

there’s ‘salvation’ to be had in the Rep. of Gilead

︸ꗝ⍀␣.𒐍ꖼΨ♅Ψꖼ𒐍.␣⌿ꗝ︸

defeat foul olde sloth’s resistance with great helpings of persistence

ï_ᚃᚼᛦ𐀣₼⟟.—ӝ⨄ӝ—.⟟₼𐀣ᛦᚼᚃ_ï

there are few shows quite as funny as the series Always Sunny

⦽⫩⭙-𝈣¡_Ϙ/且𖠾且\Ϙ_¡𝈣-⭙⫩⦽

their attempts to humanize just made worse previous lies

🝆\𖣗︾)𝈐Ɏ𐂬ʭ𐀤ʭ𐂬Ɏ𝈐(︾𖣗/🝆

his accounts were in arrears due to ill-defined ‘careers’

.ᚖº𖦃—»)⍘ᙀ𝌀ŸꗵŸ𝌀ᙀ⍘(«—𖦃ºᚖ.

be never caught unawares; just remember - no one cares

𐀳.ⴼ—ⰀɄㅸº⺫♅⺫ºㅸɄⰀ—ⴼ.𐀳

to be done with shame and grief jettison cruel old beliefs

ЇꙮΞ𝈱— ⬈Ŧ⟰×ꘖ×⟰Ŧ⬉ —𝈱ΞꙮЇ

we did set the bar so low that down it couldn’t more low go

⍥𖠶𐆆𝈐ᚒ⟟=ᛥ.-¦⩐¦-.ᛥ=⟟ᚒ𝈐𐆆𖠶⍥

it’s been snowing since ‘fore morning - whence have fled the winds of warming?

ꘖ.ɄϘ∏𝌀ⴼ⍏ᛘ𖤕ᛘ⍏ⴼ𝌀∏ϘɄ.ꘖ

freezing rains do not deter life as it begins to stir

ΘɎ—꛷⌿ᚼ_ï𖣡⏙𐂧⏙𖣡ï_ᚼ⍀꛷—ɎΘ

there is much yet to be done; rest not after battles won

⑃𐀷ꕾ␣𐀳=↧.⌤Θ⌤.↧=𐀳␣ꕾ𐀷⑃

grasping shoots now greet the dawn thanks to rays of bright sun-spawn

ㄭ␣𝉀џ 𒊮=⥟Ⰺ⥞=𒊮 џ𝉁␣ㄭ

steeped in greatness, rank with glory, lived the upstart his bold story

𝈱⎊|🝚🝋𝈚︾ᚈ/⬘\ᚈ︾𝈚🝋🝚|⎊𝈱

man is hamstrung, shelters in, when Nature sends such forceful wind

⨴⟟ᕃ—Ꙫ⍀.¡𐀳𐀤⟗𐀤𐀳¡.⌿Ꙫ—ᕂ⟟⨵

comfy beds are built for sleeping; broken hearts are healed through weeping

♅CĤⰊힼ𝌸=⍏ʭ⍏=𝌸ힼⰊĤƆ♅

he consumed so many dumplings that his stomach made foul rumblings

𖤐ᚒ𝌀⎊𐂸[Φᛘ⌿𐁊⍀ᛘΦ]𐂸⎊𝌀ᚒ𖤐

from a million sayings pray let this one stick: please do bring a towel but do not panic

⺫Ꙫ𐀳𐁔—☾\𐆆￬𐀋￬𐆆/☽—𐁔𐀳Ꙫ⺫

our mere presence in their space caused the troupe to lose much face

⛊𒈫ᚈ𝌀ϘⰔ🜶ᓝᗊᓞ🜶ⰔϘ𝌀ᚈ𒈫⛊

cash in piles and chips in stacks from fine words and tight syntax

𖤕⌿𖣗𝈐ㄓꙮ︾ᒮ𖠾ᒭ︾ꙮㄓ𝈐𖣗⍀𖤕

full of signs, replete with meaning: if one’s lucky, such is dreaming

𐠔¡∏𐃑ᛝ⍥⌒￬⫩⬒⫩￬⌒⍥ᛝ𐃑∏¡𐠔

those who found such thinking weird were took aback; with cruel lips, sneered

☐⎅ᛥ⺫⛛/𝌀ᚼᄈᆃᚼ𝌀\⛛⺫ᛥ⎅☐

again he got ghosted - this time by a lass - but she let him down with compassion and class

⏚—ꖶ𝈱.ꫦȣ𐀳𐁋𐃝𐁋𐀳ȣꫦ.𝈱ꖶ—⏚

out of all true statements said, this one’s true: punk isn’t dead

𖤍⍎ᚃ🝚•ꗵ🜌⌒🝁⌒🜌ꗵ•🝚ᚃ⍎𖤍

yon fine realm was not bequeathed - I fought hard to win mine fief!

𐀤⟞⏣꜏ⴼ-🝅⑄꛷º¦⧓¦º꛷⑄🝅-ⴼ꜊⏣⟝𐀤

a great lust for foetid wine left them wholly asinine